Quote of the Day (R.I.P. Eartha Kitt)

“I’m sorry to say this, but you don’t need that much talent to get into show business these days. Today it’s more what you look like rather than what you have to offer.”
-Eartha Kitt, the one and only Cat Woman
January 1927-December 2008

Throwback Funny Quote

If pussy were stock, it would be plummeting right now because you’re flooding the market with it. It’s too easy to get.
-Dave Chappelle

Quote of the Election

“If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself.”
-Kathleen Parker

Quote of the Day. . . .

“To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.”

Quote of the Day

An oldie, but a goodie. . .

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
-Marion Barry, former Mayor of Washington, D.C.

Funniest Thing I’ve Heard All Day

“He who sits on toilet is high on pot.”
-Unknown (to me)

Funniest Thing I’ve Heard All Day. . . .

“My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions.”
-Who else? Bush.

Funniest Thing I’ve Heard All Day

“Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”
-Ronald Reagan
Just in case you needed to feel better about the state of your pockets.lol.